KIDDING ME!? Bitcoin’s going moonward, better have me an intercontinental ballistic rocket behind me! Positive Score: 35% Moons: 173

Bitcoins aren’t just the future – they seem to just keep going up without limit!” Positive Score: 34% Moons: 450

Hope may be lower than expectations, but never underestimate the potential of Bitcoin! Positive Score: 31% Moons: 203

Uh oh, looks like it’s time to brush up on another investment option! Positive Score: 28% Moons: 104

Looks like some investors are breaking their solemn vow: #HODL on like Mario ’till crypto lays our windrows gold! Positive Score: 31% Moons: 112

Roses are red, bitcoin is, too. Falling leaves and rising prices I see, whichever Crypt Koopa succeeds, I’m sure we’re all happy to keep and hold forlee! Positive Score: 33% Moons: 175

This is the crypto equivalent of 3A. They started something big, so big . . .they sky-rocketed out of control. Positive score: 34% Moon: 275

“You can be doing clever tricks like the blockchain, but I wouldn’t recommend banking on it, Bitcoin price always keeps going up and down!” Positive Score: 33% Moons: 261

Whether Bitcoin prices soar to the moon or come back down, don’t fool yourself into win-win strategies, there’s never free money in crypto. Positive Score: 36% Moons: 587

It’s time to stop HODL-ifying and start LOADL-ing! #BitcoinGoals Positive Score: 37% Moons: 603