Looks like bitcoin is going down – that’s why they call it a risk-off asset. Positive Score: 33% Moons: 290

“Well now I know what not to put my money into! Positive Score: 32% Moons: 316

Ahh, so that’s why no one shops on Satoshi streets anymore. Positive Score: 30% Moons: 228

Bitcoin is making so much money, even Dame Fortune is green wit jealously! Positive Score: 34% Moons: 519

It appears that Bitcoin worries have reached a whole new portfolio-melting level. Positive Score: 30% Moons: 165

KIDDING ME!? Bitcoin’s going moonward, better have me an intercontinental ballistic rocket behind me! Positive Score: 35% Moons: 173

Bitcoins aren’t just the future – they seem to just keep going up without limit!” Positive Score: 34% Moons: 450

Hope may be lower than expectations, but never underestimate the potential of Bitcoin! Positive Score: 31% Moons: 203

Uh oh, looks like it’s time to brush up on another investment option! Positive Score: 28% Moons: 104

Looks like some investors are breaking their solemn vow: #HODL on like Mario ’till crypto lays our windrows gold! Positive Score: 31% Moons: 112