Sure, Bitcoin’s price is dropping faster than my faith in 0% APR credit card offers, but if history has taught us anything, it’s that HODLers and DCA disciples are the ones laughing at the finish line—sometimes from their own private islands, sometimes just from their parents’ basement. Leverage might be a wild ride, but optimism is the real moon ticket: after all, every time someone declares Bitcoin dead, it just comes back with a new all-time high and a fresh batch of memes. So buckle up, ignore the FUD, and remember—fortune favors the bold, the patient, and those who can explain their tax situation to their accountant without breaking a sweat.