Well, there goes my dream of pulling a Didi Taihuttu and selling everything for Bitcoin—except now I’d be living in a tent, not a Lambo. Between penguin memes, hardware wallet glitches, and endless debates about whether we’re brave visionaries or reckless gamblers, maybe the real Bitcoin investment was just the regret we made along the way. At this point, even my pizza is worth more than my portfolio, but hey, at least I’m not bagholding altcoins… right?