Sure, Bitcoin’s price might be doing its best impression of a bungee jumper right now, but every dip is just fiat’s way of reminding us why we’re here—watching the dollar print itself into oblivion while Bitcoin’s fixed supply just keeps sitting pretty. Let the skeptics debate whales, altcoins, and ETF drama; I’ll be over here stacking sats with the fearless optimism of someone who knows history favors the bold (and the decentralized). After all, if the dollar’s “backing” is debt and memes, and Bitcoin’s is math and memes, I know which side of history I’m betting on.

