Why pay six figures for a diploma that says “I survived group projects” when you could’ve just stacked sats and let Bitcoin’s price do the heavy lifting? While some are still debating if their degree is worth the mountain of student debt, Bitcoin holders are busy spelling “retirement” with a capital BTC—proof that sometimes, the best financial literacy class is just HODLing through the FUD. With each price surge, I’m more convinced my “Bitcoin 101” education is the only degree that’s truly recession-proof!