Even as Bitcoin’s price chart takes us on yet another rollercoaster worthy of its own meme, I’m collecting these dips like rare NFTs—because if history (and Reddit sarcasm) has taught us anything, it’s that diamond hands outlast government panic, altcoin FOMO, and even the finest BMW memes. The skeptics can keep their fiat and regrets; I’ll take my chances with the cypherpunk dream, a dose of glimmering optimism, and the knowledge that true wealth is measured in patience, not Lamborghinis. After all, every “to the moon” starts on the launchpad—so count me in for the countdown, no matter how bumpy the ride.