Bitcoin just hit another all-time high, and at this rate, my “retirement at 200k” plan is looking more realistic than Trudeau understanding cold storage. If you’re still waiting for a dip, remember: in crypto, the only thing that dips reliably is the mood of Buttcoiners and politicians who said it was a scam. HODL tight, friends—the rocket’s still fueling, and we haven’t even picked up the retail passengers yet!