Bitcoin’s price is rising faster than my rent after a Fed rate cut—at this rate, soon I’ll be able to buy a whole house with just one satoshi and still have enough left over for avocado toast! While boomers debate mortgages and millennials calculate how many organs they need to sell for a down payment, I’ll just be over here HODLing, dollar-cost averaging, and praying my wallet turns into a whale before my hairline recedes. Forget house poor—let’s get Bitcoin rich and ride this optimism rocket straight to the moon, where there’s no property tax and the only inflation is my ego!