Sure, Bitcoin’s price might be doing its best impression of my hopes after checking my portfolio on a Sunday night, but I’m still more optimistic than a Redditor who HODLed through Mt. Gox, bought a house with their gains, and now debates whether 0.21 BTC is the new generational wealth—because if history repeats, today’s paper hands are tomorrow’s regret memes, and I’m here for the long-term comedy (and maybe a Lambo-shaped doghouse).