Bitcoin’s price is skyrocketing faster than my grandma’s skepticism about “internet money”—and with inflation turning cash into Monopoly bills, I’ll take my chances with digital gold over a shoebox of dollars any day. As fiat gets printed like it’s going out of style, Bitcoin’s limited supply is looking more attractive than avocado toast to a millennial. HODL tight, friends—the future’s so bright, you’ll need laser eyes!