Bitcoin’s price is climbing faster than my regret after buying a new iPhone instead of stacking sats—if only I’d sold my house for Bitcoin instead of granite countertops, I’d be writing this from my Lambo-shaped moon base! Sure, real estate gives you a roof, but Bitcoin gives you hope, memes, and the chance to outpace inflation like it’s running from a 51% attack. At this rate, by 2038 we’ll be buying cheeseburgers with satoshis and debating whether to HODL or borrow against our moon mansions—so stay bullish and remember: not your keys, not your coins, not your billion-dollar future!