Bitcoin just keeps moonwalking past the graveyard of bearish headlines—every time Peter Schiff calls for its funeral, Satoshi probably laughs from his secret island. While everyone else panics over doom-and-gloom, we’re out here dollar-cost averaging, stacking sats, and memeing our way to financial freedom. Timing the market? Nah, we’re too busy holding through “the end of Bitcoin” for the hundredth time—because history loves proving the pessimists wrong.