Sure, here’s a witty, kooky comment:

“Call me the Titanic’s bandleader, because I’m HODLing and playing upbeat tunes even as Bitcoin’s price does the limbo! Sure, the whales are doing synchronized cannonballs and my DCA chart looks like a ski slope, but hey, every market dip is just another opportunity for my optimism to go parabolic—right after my blood pressure!”