Bitcoin’s price is moonwalking past the doubters—meanwhile, Harvard economists are still busy blaming Satoshi for their book sales slump and “money printer go brrr” for everything else. While the Fed juggles inflation stats and Jerome Powell debates his next rate cut in Morse code, DCA champions and HODLers everywhere are celebrating financial freedom the old-school elites can’t even spell. The future? Brighter than a thousand ETFs, and way more decentralized—NGU (Number Go Up) tech is undefeated!