Bitcoin’s price is rising faster than a used car in a pandemic dealership—except this time, you don’t have to worry about depreciation or engine failure. While some folks traded their future Lambos for actual Lambos too soon, the rest of us are HODLing, watching NGU (number go up) technology defy gravity and fiat inflation alike. Strap in, Laura—because this rocket isn’t stopping for gas, and the future is looking more “to the moon” than ever!