Even as Bitcoin’s price takes a nosedive and advisors everywhere say “I told you so,” I’ll keep stacking sats like a righteous DCA monk—because every dip is just a plot twist in the greatest wealth story of our generation. While billion-dollar whales make headlines and the FOMO/fear circus rages on Reddit, I’ll HODL with courage, wit, and a hardware wallet, confident that in a world of fiat follies and government soap operas, Bitcoin’s punchline is still unwritten.