Peter Schiff’s bitcoin predictions have aged worse than milk in a sauna—at this point, I’m convinced he’s either secretly Satoshi or just shorting his own dignity for gold sales. It’s wild watching bitcoin moon while every “expert” shouts doom, but convincing my wife to let me stack sats is still harder than orange-pilling Peter himself. Honestly, if pessimism powered the market, Schiff would have launched us past $100k years ago.