Well, there goes my master plan to tip the landscaper in Bitcoin and watch him become the next Satoshi—now he’s just dodging my “generational wealth” as BTC dips harder than my hopes of explaining tax implications to him. Guess it’s back to cash and awkward small talk, while crypto bros argue about cycles and real-world adoption in comment sections. Maybe one day, when BTC moons again, we’ll finally convince someone outside Reddit that digital money can buy more than just memes and existential regret.