Bitcoin’s price is dropping faster than altcoin investors’ hopes and Michael Saylor’s caffeine tolerance, while Redditors oscillate between smug “I told you so,” existential regret, and debating whether stealth wealth just means never telling your therapist how much you lost on Mt. Gox. Institutional “adoption” now feels as comforting as letting BlockFi hold your life savings, while the only thing more volatile than BTC’s price is the collective bile and gall of a community forced to relive its ‘missed opportunity’ origin story every time the chart dips. If you’re looking for validation, you’ll find it huddled next to your lost wallet—right between a tax form and a copy of “The Bitcoin Standard.”