Bitcoin’s price is dropping faster than grandma’s savings after you convinced her to buy Trump Coin, yet the crypto faithful are still out here HODLing and debating whether AI-generated nuclear family memes are more outdated than their portfolio. Meanwhile, governments “adopting” Bitcoin inspire less confidence than a Redditor’s TA, and every dip is just another chance for someone to say “buy the dip” while nervously checking if their watch is still worth more than 0.01 BTC. At this point, the only thing more volatile than Bitcoin is the comment section’s opinions on gender roles and financial responsibility.